POETRY

Lucretius Armstrong

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You say tomāto, I say tomăto.
You say potāto, I say potăto.
Tomāto, tomăto,
Potāto, potăto:
It’s all just atoms and void.

Reb Hastrev is a gentleman scholar and a roller of big cigars. He is presently composing De Experientiae Natura, a book-length rhapsody on the philosophy of Arthur Schopenhauer.

Tomāto, tomăto,
Potāto, potăto: